(Hii~ For all of those who came over from the original post on [INH] I'll start with the reason behind the rating and for anyone who cares random thought commentary is down below it. )
Why rate it 4/10?!
Well, I mentioned what I liked about the film in the original post. I really like films that are set in a school or university, I'm not sure why but it's my preferred setting ^-^
I have to be honest here, I feel like I reacted very badly to this film - or at least not in the way that I think was intended. It's quite sad because I know that my 15 year old self would totally have got a kick out of this film with its adorable kissing scenes with a little bit of soft core sex thrown in, but right now I can't look past how unrealistic some of those sex scenes look.
I'm going to exclude the 4th story from this statement and to some extent the 1st story, because I really enjoyed the love scene of the 4th story and the 1st story's scene wasn't too bad
But for me the second and third story's sex scenes were a bit...off. The second one wasn't awful, in some parts it was actually alright, but it had that awkward part where they were 69-ing and their heads were in the wrong place and at one point the camera was at an awful angle and I'm pretty sure I saw Taiki sucking fresh air. The 3rd one had the same problem, Shun was meant to be 'servicing' Eiji but his mouth looked like it wasn't doing anything, his hand was there pretending to hold Eiji but it was painfully obvious that he wasn't doing anything like that.
Yes I understand that this is acting and they're not expected to have full on sex with each other blah blah blah but..just changing the angle of the camera could have made these scenes so much better and frankly, just believable.
If those scenes were taken out (or redone) I would definitely have enjoyed this film so much more and I would even rate it 7/10
I think we could have lived with a few kissing scenes, couldn't we?
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Random Thought Time:
For the record: it get's embarrassingly weird from now on:
Story 1
Okay we've got a student here. Shohei? Shuhei? Shouhei? Someone say this guy's name clearly so I know what he's called PLEASE!
I'm going with Shuhei.
Shuhei hears something through the door. Sensei is having inappropriate fun times with a student, wahey!
Is this Shuhei's girlfriend?
Sensei is pretty and invites him in. SENSEI IS SO PRETTY.
the room is unnecessarily large and empty
massage? Do school doctors give massages?! I should have visited our school doctor more, oh wait...we didn't have one.
Did he just ask him if he has a girlfriend
UWAAAH SENSEI INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING THIS IT TURNING INTO A JGV
oh, is that it?
NO THAT'S NOT IT!
HENTAI SENSEI!!!!! HENTAI HENTAI HENTAI!!!
I'm going to assume that Shuhei was sexually frustrated because he now seems happy with his girlfriend. Thank you Sensei for helping him out *thumbs up*
Story 2
Shinji is quite cute reading the newspaper at breakfast like he's a 40 year old salary man.
EHHHH!??!?! Why is everyone naked?!!?!?!
oh they're not really naked, it's just Shinji being pervy ahaha
all the girls are clothed but all the guys are naked, how delightfully homosexual of you Shinji
he's just waiting for him on the bed. Completely naked. Even though he's not naked. But he's like on the bed naked.
UWAAAH SHINJI IS ATTACKING TAIKIIII
JGV JGV JGV JGV
*moaning from both parties*
TAIKI TAIKI SHNJI TAIKI!!!!! SHINJI!!!!
Story 3
UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHUN WAS WATCHING BOKURA NO AI NO KANADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I could recognise that film even if I was blindfolded, tied to a chair with headphones on.
Something about making a film...something about girls....girls are making excuses. Conclusion? Eiji is making a film he needs a girl but they girls don't want to/can't appear in it.
Now Shun is wearing a dress pretending to be a girl. I do love crossdressing, it makes me so happy.
OHH I'VE SEEN THIS SCENE BEFORE - a long time ago!!
Eiji just told Shun he loves him
and bit his cat ear
and then his real ear
OMG HE WAS WATCHING BOKURA NO AI NO KANADE
I'd just like to point out the inconsistency, Shun is watching the film at the start of this story: he's watching the part where Maki is having sex hardcore BUT at the end of the story when Eiji lifts the laptop screen we see Maki kissing Ruiku....in Bokura no Ai no Kande this scene comes like...5 minutes before hardcore sex time! Which makes me think that either there was some flashback scene I cant remember in BnAnK or the film replayed itself. But to be honest, I think it's safer to assume Shun and Eiji are time travellers.
also...did anyone else laugh a little bit when they found out that Eiji pretty much just filmed himself having sex. AHAHA!!
I feel like a lot of you are going to be staring blankly at your computer screens so I'll just tell you why its funny! Eiji = the name of a JGV actor.
shh it's funny in my head
Story 4
Souta is worrying about Valentine's day? That's okay bro, I worry too. I worry about all the cards and gifts I'm going to get and how I won't have anywhere to put them all. Jks, no one sends me anything. *sobs*
Kouki is like super popular and Souta is completely in love with him
I think is where Souta and I differ, if Kouki asked me to help him with his bags I would be like "dude, you don't need help! those bags have handles, you could carry 7 in one hand" and then tell him not to be so lazy...of course now I can see why I don't get the guys and Souta does...hm..
Ohhhh I do not like leather sofas, sure they look good but they are so useless. We have leather sofas in our house and these are what's wrong with them 1) in Winter, yo' ass is frozen. 2) in Summer, yo' ass gets stuck. 3) Every other occasion, you move a bit and it starts making fart noises which is just embarrassing. 4) you try to prove that the sofa made to fart noise and not you but the sofa is 100% against you and refuses to cooperate thus making everyone think you farted. 5) Have you ever tried sleeping on those bastards? Yeah it's all rainbows and butterflies as you're going to sleep but you wake up sweating like a beast and then have to peal yourself off it.
Sorry this has turned into a serious rant but nothing is really going on in the film, Kouki only gave Souta a present just now so...we're not missing much
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE CAKE!!!!!!!!!
Your uniform is dirty...perhaps you should take it off.
Don't look at me like that, I'm just being practical.
annnnd roll those credits, OHH PICTURES!!! I'm stealing them ehehe xD
