Extra Feelings - Eternal Summer

你好 my schmooshy lemons
Today we have the Taiwanese film Eternal Summer..or 盛夏光年, or Shèngxià Guāng Nián

So let's begin.

Reason behind my rating is at the bottom

Eternal Summer

★★★★★★★ out of 10

Commentary
[1.05] Sweet jesus what happened?!
[1.34] In case no one noticed...this is a memory ^^

[2.26] Projectors!! Who remembers those!

[3.12] Jonathan is a good student
[3.30] Way to traumatise a child Shane..good job

[4.10] I know this song?!!! How do I know this song?
[4.48] That's cute.

[5.23] That is also cute. Guardian Angel...naw
[5.47] I still can't get over how smart those things are...to put your bag at the side of your desk, we had to put ours on the floor, THAT IS SO SMART

[7.02] And that...is how to make friends :L
[7.55] Now...I personally don't think this is an effective way of teaching but...whatever :)

[8.49] We're in High School now guys and Jonathan is laaaaaate! Jesus Shane you're so noisy!

[9.46] Kinda wish I went to this type of school because I know for a fact that I would be on of those girls who would hang around watching the guys play basketball...just a little creep :)

[10.24] SO CUTE
but....are you just going to leave that? Seriously?!

[12.26] Can the people at the back even see her?

[13.09] It's sweet that Jonathan is fixing her hair
[13.39] NO skipping school is bad! lol look at me preaching to you and being all hypocritical, like i've never skipped school xD

[14.45] Ear piercing? Okay. Yeah it's kinda cute.

[16.23] Look at that nervous look on his face! I think he knows what she might be insinuating

[17.26] Porn...? Seriously? Way to make everything more awkward Carrie!

[19.40] And at this moment I knew that I loved Jonathan - he's so pure and genuine. He can't fight his true feelings as much as he tried he just doesn't feel anything for Carrie. Now I sympathise for Carrie because she must blame herself or think that something is wrong with her because Jonathan reacted like that and not the way she expected.

[20.28] Is it that easy to sleep in class?! //sobs// I wish!

[24.31] I love Shane but he's such a tit.

[27.28] At the risk of using the same adjective over and over again: CUTE!

[28.49] Straight to the point...love it.

[34.08] Shane's jealousy is quite cute

[36.38] Oh Carrie what are you doing there *sigh* Looking for Jonathan? Good!

[41.06] If this was ANY OTHER situation I would have found it really sweet.

[41.19] Okay...I'm not entirely sure how I feel about this scene. NO Carrie, you know how Jonathan feels about Shane you shouldn't give him hope like that. At the same time, you are giving him something to work for so...I respect you for that.

[47.08] University. And Jonathan still has his shirt...ehhehe

[50.26] Formula 17 anyone?! I love that film xD

[51.54] Shane you're being an ass again, but you're sweet.

[59.36] Carrie is so lovely, getting

[1.00.20] NOOOO please take it well...please take it well.

[1.01.17] I'm happy to hear that he's serious about her, and that he was considerate enough to think about Jonathan's exams...
[1.01.58] My poor Jonathan though :(

[1.02.40] Oh you lovely thing :(

[1.04.06] HOLD UP I don't remember this!?
[1.04.58] Oh you sweet little thiiiing.

[1.07.21] They managed to kinda sort things out. Ahahah all of their friends complain so much!

[1.10.40] Carrie looks super pretty, I'm jealous :P

[1.12.50] Oh Jonathan don't say such cruel things when you don't mean it T.T

[1.13.48] NO. WAIT. NO

[1.14.35] Oh thank god!

[1.15.46] CUUUUUUUUUUTE

[1.16.55] I'm certain he's going to fall off

[1.18.19] annnnnd I just got chills.
Epic sex scene ahead!

[1.20.49] lol Carrie way to sympathise!

[1.22.29] YOU DONT HAVE TO! Shane is so sweet, he doesnt want to lose his best friend or his girlfriend. Having 2 people in your life that you care so much about must be so hard, trying to find
balance between them both

[1.26.04] Road trip with the love triangle (ugh I just had 5 attempts at spelling 'triangle' before I finally got it right that is pretty damn embarrassing)

[1.29.39] Thus my respect for Carrie increases.

[1.30.00+] The emotional climax of the film. Its all too much for me. Jonathan loves Shane, Shane has deep feelings for Jonathan and love for Carrie. Jonathan finally confesses to Shane. Shane then reveals that he knew that Jonathan was forced to be his friend, at first he wanted to get him in trouble too like the other kids but over time be developed real feelings for his friend - a deep love that only friendship holds. What is quite upsetting is that he doesn't share Jonathan's romantic feelings

So, why 7 out of 10?
Firstly I cannot believe how biased I was last time! I mean I really did not like Carrie - I hated her because I felt that even though she knew Jonathan loved Shane she STILL dated him, I felt that was a definite betrayal.
But now I realise like Jonathan, you can't help who you fall in love with.
What I particularly liked about her was she used her position to 'help' Shane get into University. When Shane and Jonathan were fighting she removed herself from the situation allowing them to hash it out.

What I liked about this film was how, even though there is a love triangle, there was no direct jealousy...like, Jonathan and Carrie didn't want to kill each other. THAT was nice to see!
The actors are gorgeous the storyline really pulls on your heartstrings and it didn't make me want to throw myself against a wall and start sobbing! Bonus!

"But like, if you liked it so much why not a higher rating?!"
Well, for a stupid reason really. I didn't really like the ending. I felt like there was too much uncertainty, I found myself wondering 'what's going to happen now? How awkward will that car journey be on the way back?!' After Jonathan confessed and Shane said "You really are my best friend" (or something like that) the film just...stops. I didn't really like that. I would rather know, or have some feeling of hope that the characters will be okay, but...I got nothing. But everything else is really good!

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Would you like to know something that annoys me about myself?
How sometimes I'm so freaking emotional.

I have a particular memory that evokes so much sadness I cannot stop myself from breaking down whenever it is mentioned. The thing is, it's not even that sad - like nothing particularly horrific happens... no one dies. It's just that remembering it makes me so unbelievably upset, I force myself not to think about it.

Sometimes I have really scary thoughts, thoughts that have literally reduced me to tears.
It was father's day last Sunday and we went out to dinner on the Friday before it. My little brother told us that there was this kid in his class who had lost his father and still made him a father's day card. I thought that was unbearably sweet....but then dark thoughts hit me. What if my dad died?  What would I do?
I literally broke down in the middle of the restaurant. Of course no one had no idea what I was suddenly crying about, I think at first they thought I was fake crying and they kinda brushed it off. I forced myself to stop crying for real and pretended that I was actually faking it like they thought. Stopping thinking about something when it has strongly affected you is a hard thing to do. Trust me.

At times there isn't something in particular that triggers these morbid thoughts. One time I was in my sociology class and I just looked at the students in my class and wondered what it would be like if I just wasn't there, if I just didn't exist. I didn't have a physical reaction to this..but I felt a strong sadness inside me that just felt like it was weighing itself on my shoulders. I don't know why I allow my mind to wander like this.
Things that usually wouldn't make me upset have brought me to tears. I listened to a song that I've heard and seen the music video of so many times without shedding one single tear, but suddenly it made me cry so much. Today, I accidentally stepped on a snail and sobbed for a good 5 minutes.

These things haven't just started happening, it's been going on for a while now. I haven't told anyone - there isn't much of  need to, they're just irrational thoughts and feelings.But somehow I feel better sharing this part of me with a group of people who don't know me in person, even if you guys now think of me as some emotional wreck.

I need to be clear, the majority of the time I am a quite happy, upbeat person that will always try to look on the bright side of everything...
..I just really needed to write this post.

Extra Feelings - Boys Love 2

Scroll to the bottom to see the reasoning behind my rating.

BOYS LOVE - A Schoolboy Crush
(or as I like to call it: Boys Love 2)

★★★★★★★★ out of 10

Commentary

[0.21] Oh fabulous quotes like the last one...loving the continuity

[0.38] NUDITY ALREADY?! Good start!

[1.21] The first time I saw this I was like "OMG TAISHIN!!!!" But nope...same actor different character - don't get confused!

[1.27] I forgot how beautiful Sora is...ahhh lucky Aoi

[1.59] Aww poor guy :'( But still getting dumped then sleeping with the gorgeous Sora...things could have been a lot worse!

[2.43] AWWWWWWW if Aoi doesn't take him up on that offer I WILL!

[3.23] Burning memories? Your suit is going to smell like smoke

[3.50] Alrighty everyone this is a concrete example of bullying. Poor Ichiyo is being victimised and mistreated by those guys - especially Riku. Putting words in his mouth "yes I wanted to carry it" NOOO AOI DO NOT ALLOW THIS! Guys, if you see anything like this happen you have the obligation as a human being to stand up for that person.

[4.18] I like how they greet their students. More schools should be like this one. Maybe its just because its the start of the year....I don't know.

[5.02] I dont know why but I find it really hard to pronounce 'aoi' 

[5.50] SO PRETTY!!!! SORAAAA

[6.05] Look at that lovely smile, and Aoi is just internally freaking out.

[6.38] Everyone is talking about him because he's so pretty.

[7.15] Strict about private life  A.K.A You're not allowed any!

[9.09] I really don't like rivalry...I find rivalry and jealousy are too closely linked

[9.32] BECAUSE YOU'RE SO PRETTY

[10.02] Eugh Riku I hate you. 

[10.42] YES YOU ARE BEING BULLIED :'((((

[11.58] OMG i really like Ichiyo, he's like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!"

[13.29] I can't sneak to save my life, Sora has a fierce talent.

[14.00] Ah Aoi you're such a kill-joy 

[15.32] I find this scene really cute, the other students wanting to know more about Sora, and Ichiyo being popluar because of it

[16.22] I find this cute as well! Even thought Sora is slightly irritated by his admirers

[17.13] Any excuse to dive on Ichiyo, Riku I know your game.

[17.39] LOVE THIS PART TOO

[18.19] Can you all feel the cuteness radiating from this scene?!?!!?

[18.44] WOO SHOWER SCENE I mean...hygiene is important...Well done guys...

[20.29] ohhh Aoi don't freak out! I love it when Ichiyo says "the theory of evolution" (and when Sora says it later]

[22.28] Drinking with your fellow teachers....love it.

[24.05] More sexy sport times?! YAY

[24.51] I have no idea what that says but I like what's written on the back.

[25.40] I LIKE THIS PART! Aoi is so worried about the teachers finding Sora's phone and seeing his number. He's so cold.

[27.33] I don't like this part...Aoi is clouded by his worry he makes such an awful scene!

[29.30] Okay everyone my favourite part is quickly approaching. Aoi is searching for Sora's phone is his room - he finds a hell of a lot of money.

[31.12] This is my favourite part! Hiding under the bed - Sora...taking total advantage of the situation. And he gives Aoi a book WITH HIS PHONE IN!! Ah the wonderfulness of this scene is just too high to explain. Aoi totally could have stopped all of the problems himself if he had taken the book 

[33.58] I'm sorry Sora but that was too cold.

[36.55] Go away Riku I hate you

[37.45] Dont they close the curtains at night?!

[39.18] Ohhhhh Sora you told him!!! Stupid Riku thinking he can get whatever he wants just because his father is rich

[42.58] Noooo stop fighting! But...continue because Riku is an ass and he deserves everything he gets

[43-44 ] :(((( 

[50.00] Ichiyo NO. what are you doing. Stop! Sora you should have turned off your phone to save the battery...you silly boy :)

[55.20] This scene is lovely, I just adore how happy Sora is. Aoi you have made a beautiful young man super happy.

[57.25] Ichiyo did badly? and has now become depressed.

[59.55] See now Ichiyo that's your first mistake...You should never look at other people's phones without their permission

[1.00.36] Oh you did not just slap Ichiyo! Aw he loves him - but you still didnt have to slap Ichiyo

[1.01.20] OMG ICHIYO YOU'RE INSANE!

[1.01.50] Okay I know Riku is a complete ass but..he totally ran in there and stopped him.

[1.03.55] Well...to be fair Riku, you weren't exactly kind towards Ichiyo. I think Sora made a pretty valid assumption.

[1.06.13] I love English lessons, they make me so happy.

[1.06.56] Is Riku sad because he no longer has Ichiyo to torment, or he actually cares for him and  misses him.

[1.08.06] Sora is so pretty!

[1.08.46] Ichiyo!? You look insane :\

[1.09.32] And this everyone is how you make someone feel like an object - throw money at them and demand they sleep with you. Hell I'm offended on behalf of Sora.

Ichiyo if you really wanted to sleep with Sora you shouldn't have done that.

[1.12.00] This really shows a deeper level to their relationship.

And now I'm having completely mixed emotions towards Riku. Yes he is a complete arrogant bastard (excuse my language) who uses his wealth to manipulate the school systems and his peers. He belittles Ichiyo. But at the same time, Ichiyo revealed that when they were younger Riku used to comfort him whenever he cried showing that this assface wasn't always a dick (sorry again). At Ichiyo's funeral Riku is deeply affected

[1.14.56] again...no idea what this says.

[1.17.20] It's all downhill from here.

[1.23.40] Okay even as I write this I can feel myself about to cry. I have no idea why this affects me so much, but seeing Sora so happy to finally find his little brother only to see that he doesn't remember him just tears me apart.

[1.29.53] Aoi with a biscuit in his mouth is so cute, just a little brightness to an otherwise sad part of the film.

[1.38.09] OMG IT'S TOTALLY A DATE

[1.38.55] I hate this scene. More than any other scene in any film ever. Everything was going so well, Aoi and Sora has a good relationship, Sora was back at school, everything was good!Until Riku makes Sora believe that they are starting again... a fresh start, they would be friend's for Ichiyo's sake. When in actual fact this manipulative little bastard he was just biding his time. He honestly blamed Sora for Ichiyo's death and took it upon himself to 'punish' him. Whatever positive feelings that formed in the past 15 minutes have just been annihilated. Seeing Sora is a comatose state not only affected Aoi, but also nearly made me stop the film and sob for a bit. I'm not the type of person to cry at movies - I hardly ever cry (My friends tell me I am emotionally challenged when it comes to movies) but there is something truly horrific about this film that just rips my heart up into tiny pieces.

[1.46.30] I can't put into words how much hatred I feel towards Riku. Doing something like that to another human is worse enough, but to then brag about it. I'm so happy Aoi kicked his ass.

[1.50.00+] Okay this is the part of the film where I break down - not because I'm sad but because I'm so undeniably happy.
Just when you think that nothing more could possible happen to make you have such a strong emotional reaction, the two main characters share a beautifully pure kiss. My heart leapt out of my chest. That is such a lovely way to end a film.

Why 8 out of 10?!

Well, I was affected so much more by this film than Boys Love - in Boys Love it was only really the end that evoked sadness within me. But in this film, I was left feeling emotionally exhausted at the end! I was sad, I was angry, FURIOUS even, I sympathised with the characters, but in the last few minutes I was so happy. I think it's very hard to capture so many emotions and make the viewer feel so many different things in one film without it being disjointed.
Like I said in the previous post, I really don't like feeling sad. In Boys Love I felt really sad, but this film seemed to affect me more and I have no idea why.
I don't know If I should compare this film and it's predecessor, there were just so many similarities between the story lines and the aspects of both of those films for me not to compare them.

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Extra Feelings - Boys Love

Hello!
Welcome to the special area. When I watch a film, Boys Love films in particular, I get very attached to the characters and often become way too emotionally invested in the film. Because I am currently redoing all of the posts made on [InsertNameHere] I decided to create this little series as something "extra" revealing my thoughts and feelings as the film progresses.

Scroll to the bottom to see the reasoning behind my rating.

So, let's start at the beginning!

BOYS LOVE 

★★★★★★ out of 10

Commentary

[0.56] Not a story of tragedy my ass! I've seen this I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

[2.04] Noeru has such a soothing voice, I wouldn't mind him talking to me every night..only there wouldn't be much talking IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN....sorry It's a bit early to be perverted.
[2.20] Splash is a stupid name for a magazine I don't care what anyone else says, if its not a swimming magazine or anything fish related. No. Although, I do know a few Japanese magazines with weird names - actually most magazines have weird names. I take back my earlier comment :D
[2.46] COULD YOUR LEGS BE ANY WIDER APART - not that I'm complaining

[3.36] So pretty, this man has the face of an angel

[5.37] And the child reveals himself.

[6.20] Noeru looks older than Taishin...just saying. If he wasn't wearing high school uniform he could totally pass as an adult. Lucky for him. People like me who are 18 and can legally buy alcohol constantly get questioned because of our baby faces :\

[8.36] Noeru's casual flirting - he is so relaxed, I wish I was that relaxed when talking to guys...talking to anyone really. I always have this fear that I would say something and the person would have a lasting negative opinion of me. Ah it would be so nice not to care.

[9.23] Taishin feeling the effects of the champagne?

[10.03] This everyone is a prime example of how a Seme seeks his target
[10.25] and this....is how he takes advantage
[10.39] OOHOHOHOHHOOOOO

[11.14] Guys...you're being noisy shhhh those two guys will hear you
[11.49] DAT ASS
[11.54] He should probably buy one of those things to hold the shower head for him...his arm could get tired - I know mine would. But then again he might not take really long showers like I do. OKAY they're not really long showers, at least the length of 4 songs - averaging of 3 minutes each that just under 15 minutes worth of showering funtimes...that's not a long time (is it?!)

for the next 1 minutes I had intense feelings during this flashback.

[12.25] OMG what a devilish smile!

[14.13] EUGH CHIDORI
[14.39] Hold up! Is it that easy to leave class in Japan? "I don't feel well" We have to physically be sick before we're allowed to go to the sick room. In my secondary school we didn't even have a sick room, if we were ill we had to go to the front desk and sit there until we felt better. Must have been nice to walk into the school and be greeted by vomiting children...

[15.34] I really like these two together...shame Chidori is such an ass

[16.40] Noeru's agent is pretty
[17.20] NOERU YOU LIARRRR

[18.55] So much reluctance, poor guy. I cant imagine how he feels, having to go back to see the guy who violated you - not just that, to 'apologise' to him as well...Aw Taishin :(

[20.02] He's looking soooo Roman with that sheet! what are those things called...ugh hang on *googles* Toga! he's wearing what looks like a toga :D
[20.30] Okay....I don't care what point you're trying to make, it's rude to invite someone to your house (in this case blackmail someone to your house) when you already have a guest...ESPECIALLY if that guest was having sex with you!

[21.05] Pissed of Taishin is really pretty.
[21.54] Ohhh I bet you do ;D

[22.03] not used to rejection Noeru? :)
[22.11] DAT ASS!
[22.20] Apparently he's not used to rejection...and has a bit of a temper
[22.44] This must be so embarrassing for Taishin, having to tell his boss that he cannot finish his article - an article that is very important and could possibly improve his career and he must reject it  without being able to give him the REAL reason.

[23.01] It's actually because he's kinda being violated by a high schooler...

[24.22] Bro I think you've had enough..!

[25.46] Yes it's decided, Noeru is a little manipulative. BUT HE'S SO PRETTY!

[26.00] I find it amusing that Taishin boxes so intensely, he says that he enjoys boxing...yet he has such a slender frame.
[26.45] DAMN YOU CHIDORI

[27.48] Nooooo NOERU NUUUU! Ever seen a guy get out of his clothes so quickly before? That's the effect Noeru has on people!

[28.25] He has returned...Eugh Chidori
"right now Noeru is having sex with someone else" lol so casual

[32.01] Chidori has such an in sight into Noeru...shame he's such an ASS!!!
Chidori, bro, he's not going to choose you - let's accept this now so when you are confronted with him feeling happy with someone else YOU DON'T FREAKING KILL THEM! Can I just quickly change the plot? Someone comes along...probably another student at the school, this person takes a deep interest in Chidori who, over time becomes more and more aware of this person, forgetting about his feelings for Noeru. Noeru is allowed to happily live with Taishin while his friend is  Oh spoiler btw

[33.46] I love swimming scenes, does that make me sounds perverted?! Honestly it has nothing to do with the clothing choice I swear! I'm all about the sport ... *cough*
[34.18] lol yeah Noeru is hard work isn't he Taishin?! :L

[35.21] That pool is shallow - why is that pool so shallow?!

[36.47]  I love the playfulness of this :D

must resist saying dat ass again

[37.44] If someone was really drowning would you shake them underwater or would you BRING THEM TO THE SURFACE. Jesus Christ Noeru!!

[38.09] Noeru studying hard - that's what I like to see! Chidori doesn't....

[41.10] I LOVE THIS PART! Cute texting scenes are so...cute! This really shows how their relationship is developing.  I love scenes with Noeru's agent...so pretty :D

[42.10] DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT - MR AGENT TOTALLY LOOKED AT ME!

[43.26] Times like this I wish I didn't watch JGV so religiously...seeing two attractive guys in swimsuits one of them breathing so heavily - My mind is going places.

[44.08] OMG DON'T RUN IN THE POOL! DANGER! Every pool has a sign that says "No Running" If that pool doesn't have this sign then they are seriously breaching health and safety regulations, or Noeru and Taishin could just be ignoring the sign...which is unthinkable. Never. Ignore. A. Sign.

[45.00] Noeru is like "DA FUQ R U DOIN'?!"

[47.19] This is the part where we truly see Chidori's obsession with Noeru and how his jealousy is slowly destructing his mind
[48.30] I start to hate everything
DAMN YOU CHIDORI

[49.48] Stealing a man's painting is the worst thing you could do. Chidori why are you so cruel :(

[51.39] Chidori baring his soul...and after Noeru's heartless yet honest response it's enough to push anyone over the edge.

[53.03] It's not safe to be drunk in the streets at night Noeru! No!
[53.40] I cant stand to watch this part, I hate films with rape scenes - I feel angry and sad at the same time...those are two emotions that I don't like

[55.56] No Mr Sexy Agent don't be angry with him...IT'S NOT HIS FAULT!

[1.05.20] Of course he didn't keep his promise! He died!! Ah but you're too clouded with grief to see that. I forgive you Noeru.

[1.06.37] If you didn't get chills you're dead inside.Nah jks feel what you want it's just that I found this scene when they cried together was so heart breaking.

[1.08.42] Damn you Chidori!!!! *shakes fist*

[1.09.47] It's all downhill from here :(
At least Taishin elected to leave his job

[1.10.49] Now, I'm not one who supports violence, but I can't help but feel Chidori REALLY DESERVED THAT!
The evil smile he gave...I'm sorry Chidori, but I really don't like you.

[1.12.58] Takumi Saito YOU ARE SO ATTRACTIVE OMGGG

[1.13.51] This scene is cute as well :)

[1.14.13] Oh Chidori isn't there? SHAME. SUCH A SHAME

[1.15.01] Painting again!

[1.16.30] So cute Taishin...so cute!

[1.17.00+] I can't bare to comment on this horrific part of the film, everything was going so well: Taishin got offered a new job, Noeru was painting again, Chidori was nowhere to be seen...until he pops up with a freakin knife in his hand. NO CHIDORI NO.

[1.19.04] Does anyone else have a pile of scrunched up tissues and a tear stained face?

Why did I rate is 6 out of 10?
Well, despite the fact that I really liked the film, the story and the actors. I do not like being left feeling sad. Not at all.
I am okay with sadness at points in the film but if the film ends on a really sad note like...let's say, the attractive young model dies at the hand of the jealous childhood friend when the friend accidentally stabs him when he aimed for the man the model loved, I cannot function properly for at least 3 hours after watching sad scenes!

I suppose the film doesn't end on a completely sad note...Taishin carries Noeru into the ocean where they can be together forever. But for me, that is still sad - those characters shouldn't be in that situation, Chidori shouldn't have been such a jealous psychopath.

You know what I wish for? I wish there were more scenes with Noeru's agent. That man was fiiiiiiine. I think he's called Kenji Taniguchi ...??
Kanji is really hard *sigh*

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I'm sorry what was that? Summer? What's Summer?

In England...we don't do Summer.

well...at least not properly 

This is my friend--><-- This is me

Good Sunny Day Feel

Salut mes amis!~
I'm on such a high right now, I've just finished my 8th exam and it went really well! I'm so happy!!
So.....I'm going to share with you some chats/texts that I've gathered over the last few months, some from friends some are from random people others are just adorable Engrish - because I just love Engrish.

I've removed names and photos...I'm paranoid that if someone I know came across my blog they would recognise the names and realise it's me xD
You also get a small sentence explaining what the hell is going on....ehehe
(I'm pretty much always on the right side of the screen - grey and blue)

My friend is so innocent..and I ruined her

Cute Engrish (^ε^)

(I'm orange)
I hate Facebook so i never go on....i hate Facebook chat the most and here's why
(the 'I already saw it...' is from a previous message)

  

I made the mistake of telling him 'x' meant kiss and 'o' was hug...lol

Friend's status

Turns out he wasn't talking about the funeral...

...!

  

Just everything about this text cracks me up from the 'homosexual butt' to the 'covering up your excessive use of alcohol'

Cute Engrish again (^ε^)

 

...Before my speaking exam I asked my friend if he thought my grade would be good if I had a threesome with the examiner and the lady who sits in the corner...that way I wouldn't have to do the exam. Unfortunately the examiner was a cow so I sent a text to my friend after saying "I wouldn't ever have a threesome with her anyway"...you see the rest.

Just some internet creeps my favourite = Hi you like sex

I'm sorry, statement or question? :P

I had a moment where I could study because I kept thinking about this dude....I had to

(~εO)

He wants my body...He's never seen it, but he wants it

My Spanish teacher didnt kiss me T.T

"Weird and continental"