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Title: An Assassin
Release Date: 2011
Language: Japanese
English Subtitles: Neee..well..probably I just didn't use them ehehe
Cast:
Ryoma Baba - Assassin 1 with cheekbones carved by angels
Rather attractive guy - Assassin 2 with lovely long hair that I want to run my fingers through
Cute girl - Cute girl who Assassin 1 likes
Pretty Lady - I'm pretty sure she's a prostitute, Assassin 2 likes her.
Basic plot summary:
2 guys: One insanely attractive long haired guy and Ryoma Baba <3
And then there is the cute high school girl who killed some guy...the guy that Ryoma Baba was meant to kill, he just walks out and the girl is nearly attacked by security, but he decides to go back and save her.
Insanely attractive long haired guy is piiiiissseedddd off at his reckless behaviour.
The cute girl is now staying with them?
IALHG (Insanely attractive long haired guy) is still pissed off.
My Thoughts and complete run down of the last hour and 20ish minutes
OHHH can you FEEEL THE SPOILERS?!
I like how Ryoma Baba gives up lighting his cigarette when he fails 4 times xD GOD HE'S LOVELY.
It makes me happy when he eats because he's so thin...seeing him attack that bowl of noodles made my day.Woaaaaah IALHG just punched Ryomaaaa?!?!?! WAAHHH?? D;
Eh he probably deserved it...
Oh when Ryoma Baba gets home he sees that the cute girl has gone shopping...OHHH now Baba-san is pissed.
Aw she tries to make things right by giving him a cigarette lighter..! Sweet!
Shame Ryoma Baba is such a bum and doesn't accept it.
OMGOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMG CUTE GIRL IS GETTING KIDNAPPED AND RYOMA BABA DOESN'T NOTICE UNTIL SHE'S GONE. FUCKSAKE RYOMA BABA!!!!!!
oh he's running like a boss through the shopping centre.. !
Oh sweetjesusdoingthesalsa he's amazing.
IALHG is beating up some guy in the bedroom of the girl he payed for before...?
And then leaves?! Oh i'm so confused. Ah it's okay she follows him and then hugs him. Oh...IALHG doesnt like that? He gives her money so...yeah
Oh!! Ryoma Baba's character is called Ryo!
So every time i've said Ryoma Baba just replace that with Ryo...i'm too lazy to do it myself :)
WOW CRAP RYO IS GONNA KILL THE CUTE GIRL?!
Nah he wont....will he?
No he wont, he has a cigarette instead ^^
Oh no :( cute girl fell down and cut her knee because Ryo was dragging her somewhere...'s alright Ryo had a plaster/band aid/whatever you want to call it.
OH NOOOOOO a butt load of guys are here to make trouble.
THEY ALL HAVE GUNS D;
RUN RYO RUUUNNN
I'm sorry but, can that family NOT SEE that they're in the middle of something?!?!
apparently not.
They shoot and EVERYONE MISSES.
Ryo I thought your aim was good!!?
OH SHIT RYO GETS HIT
Guys I can't do this, If Ryoma Baba dies, I don't know what I'll do..!
Ryo calls IALHG...his phone rings...HE HAS THE CUTE GIRL!
Oh IALHG is called Misaki (?) just replace that with IALHG :)
Random gangsters are on the same side as Misaki...all against RYO?!?!
No. stop this.
Misaki, stop standing there and looking pretty....Ryo is in a little danger....
someone shoots the hot gangster?
OH THANK GOD IT WAS MISAKI!
OH NO YOU DIDNT
YOU DID NOT JUST SHOOT RYOMA BABA
NO ONE SHOOTS RYOMA BABA!!!!!
/*unattractive sobs*/
RYOMAAAAAAAAAA :(((((((((((((((((((
WAKE UP.
WAKE THE FUCK UP!
Oh...flashback time?
Aw baby Ryo was saved by baby Misaki... :)
Oh thank god Ryo isn't dead...I was having a heart attack over here.
Okay is the other guy called Sasaki or Shinozaki ? I hear both at the same time... o.O
the guy who I think is called Sasaki says Ryo is okay...that's good :D
More flashback: at the age of 10 Misaki and Ryo were trained to be assassins...
omg at 10...they fight to the death?!
Misaki and Ryo were the only ones left :(
Sasaki gives Ryo and the cute girl new passports and they run away...after getting attacked by some fabulous guys in drag, Ryo sends the cute girl away in a taxi.
OHHHH FUCK....A HELL OF A LOT OF GUYS ARE COMING HIS WAY.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG MISAKI IS HERE....THEY'RE GONNA TAKE THEM OUT TOGETHER?!
OH THIS IS WONDERFUL :D
GO ON YOU BEAUTIFUL GUYS, YOU KICK THEIR BUTTS!!
Woah where is this torrential downpour come from?!?!
ICANT TELL WHAT'S GOING ON I'M TOO EXCITED!
[ my mum just told me to shut up :( ]
ARHHHHH THE ENDDDDDD THE END :((((((
I'm drowning in my tears at the moment.
When Misaki's girl was at the airport and Ryo's cute girl was there....WAITING FOR THEM.
I CANT HANDLE THIS FILM RIGHT NOW
DAMN YOU GO OHARA FOR DIRECTING/WRITING THIS FILM.
[10 minutes later, after calming down and browsing google images for photos of Ryoma Baba and Yuki Kubota...I am now completely releaxed]
I really liked this movie!
I apologise for all my shouting and emotions....but if this is what this movie does to me WITHOUT subtitles...imagine the damage when I can actually understand what's going on!~
*Edit (2 days later) - I watched this film again with my little brother, of course the little bum wasn't content with staring at Baba-chan's faisu he needed to "understand what was going on" and demanded I "find subtitles". So I did.
I understood everything. and died. This film was too much.
I rate
1,000,000/ 10
[500,000 points for Ryoma Baba
499,990 points for Yuki Kubota
and 10 points for the storyline and the end
:) ]
Sexy Screencaps?
Sorry...this is like porn for me
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