" How Do You Know What That Tastes Like?" is something I hate hearing. HAAAAAAAAATE.
If I say this sandwich tastes like a dog's butt dipped in expired chunky-ass milk THEN THAT'S WHAT IT TASTES LIKE.
You dont need to be a genius to work out that it tastes really bad. It's pretty damn obvious.
If I say that a certain drink tastes like an angel penetrated a rainbow goat and gave birth to a fluffy marshmallow love child then that is relatively a good thing, and the drink tastes really good!!!
Don't ask me how I know what that tastes like. Of course I've never drunk a fluffy marshmallow love child who's parents were an angel and a rainbow goat . But it's evident I ENJOYED THE GODDAMN BEVERAGE!!!
Fucksake -.-''
Next time someone asks me how do I"know what that tastes like" I will drown them in a vat of milkshake.
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